Entering the labyrinth of vintage furniture store Lounge Lizard, where the test begins. Do not be distracted by baubles, for the path is fraught with many dangers and temptations.

You see, the ultimate test of wheelchair agility is successfully navigating a vintage store without breaking anything…

Even when adding a tiny dent might drive the price of that mid-century modern desk down…

Even when there is a pink cement poodle lamp in the way that could use a nudge…

Talk about self-control and excellent steering.

I have heard the siren’s call, though. I’ve bought four chairs, two dressers, and two night tables from this delightful maze. There s no true escape for me. I will traverse these aisles again soon, battling with both my wheelchair and my heart…